Daily Sexy Celebrities

Here’s Brad Pitt kissing Angelina Jolie in Paris, in the midst of filming her new movie The Tourist with 50 of his children in tow crying for milk or crapping in their pants at the same time. And while you might be tempted to think this was another show of solidarity, we genuinely think it was an effort on Brad Pitt’s part to remind her he was right there watching in case she got the urge to bang Johnny Depp (her co-star) in front of all the cast and crew. Which we’re pretty sure happened when Pitt was facing the other way trying to change a shitty diaper or a hundred.

Angelina Jolie was pictured in Venice a couple of days ago looking like alien parasites found shelter in her jawline and while some will speculate she had a neck lift procedure called The Ribbon Lift” we just think she got a bit too tense when officials at a Venetian orphanage saw her stuffing two orphans in her oversized bag like they were bread rolls in an all-you-can-eat buffet and told her to put the bag down and slowly walk away. What do you think?

Rihanna celebrated her 22nd birthday this past weekend at a surprise Phoenix bash thrown by her new boyfriend, L.A. Dodger Matt Kemp. Kemp presented Rihanna with a diamond necklace and what every 22-year old needs at that point in their life, a 3-ft porn-star/stripper ready to whip them into shape for being a bad, bad girl. Or maybe the slutty dwarf was really Kemp’s fantasy: a romantic dinner date with Rihanna and “Bridget The Midget” under the table taking care of his sleeping giant. This one’s a keeper, girl!

Here’s Olivia Wilde getting ready for a thorough rectal exam for Elle’s March issue, and we know most women will probably look at this and go “oh, that camisole looks so classy and that lace is heavenly, absolutely to die for”, but honestly, all we can think about is that we want to make a gynecological appointment just so we can sit at the waiting room and pretend to read these magazines. Although there is the danger of passing one of the patients for an ox and strangling it right there in front of the shocked receptionist. Can’t blame us for being spontaneous, can you now?

Former “Growing Pains” star Andrew Koenig, who played Boner on the ’80s TV show, has been reported missing.

“He went up to [Vancouver] to visit friends who last saw him on the 14th,” Danielle Koenig, his sister, told Zap2it.com, which was first to report the news. “Any information we can get on his whereabouts would be helpful.”

Stars including Sarah Silverman, Alyssa Milano and “Best Week Ever’s” Doug Benson have Tweeted about his disappearance, with television personality Dave Holmes reporting on his blog that Andrew missed his scheduled February 16 flight back to the U.S.

His parents, Walter (”Star Trek’s” original Pavel Chekov) and Judy Koenig, told TMZ that their son was “suffering from depression.”

“[He was] not doing good” at the time of his disappearance, they told the site, adding that they planned to fly to Vancouver in the coming days.

According to Walter and Judy, Andrew’s phone has been off.

They last had contact with him on February 9.

“I performed with Andrew for several years around Los Angeles,” friend and comedian Josh Feemster said in a statement to Access Hollywood. “He always had a passion for comedy and political activism. I really hope he’s OK. Not only for his sake, but for the sake of his family and friends.”

Individuals with information on the star’s location may contact Detective Raymond Payette of the Vancouver Police Department at (604) 717-2534.