Simon Cowell Engaged?
We never thought we'd see the day, but he must be head over heels for his latest lady love of 6 months! Simon Cowell is rumored to be engaged to girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy after she was spotted with a £250,000 diamond on her ring finger! A friend reveals: "Mezghan has been by his side for months now, she cared for him the other week when he was so sick he was forced to miss Britain's Got Talent auditions. This is something that Simon isn't telling many people, but they are engaged. Mezghan is a great girl and extremely down to earth." How exciting! And Simon seems to be showing his softer side saying, "She's very special. You know when you've found somebody very special," as he filmed a TV interview alongside Piers Morgan recently. And when asked about children, he said: Has hell frozen over? Simon Cowell engaged to be married and talking about babies?! There's hope for George Clooney yet! [Image via WENN.]

"Simon loves Mezghan, it's as simple as that. He's an incredibly instinctive person and this is just right. When he turned 50 in October, he was forced to evaluate things and really think about what he wanted from life.
"I think I need to have little Simons around!"
Vera Wang Does The Snook

While certain fashion industry people may not want the Jersey Shore cast fist pumping in the front row of fashion shows, others are embracing their quirky style.
Vera Wang put her spin on Snooki's infamous pouf. But unlike Snickers, Vera made the pouf elegant.
Sorry, Snicks you and elegant are like oil and water: they just don't mix.
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Smoke Up!
A new study reveals that marijuana is a promising treatment for some specific pain-related medical conditions!
SuBo Collapses At Airport!
AGAIN with the airport dramaz?! Susan Boyle collapsed at the British Airways Club Lounge at Heathrow Airport earlier this week. The singer was waiting for her flight to France and supposedly became overheated. WTF?! Overheated in an airport?! "It was very dramatic. Susan's legs just gave way under her and she went down," said an onlooker. She received medical attention before boarding her flight to Nice and then traveled to Italy to perform at the 60th San Remo Festival. "Susan did faint at Heathrow as she overheated in the lounge because it was so warm. However, she is fine now and gave a fantastic performance at the festival," claims her spokesman. One more of these airport disturbances and they're gonna have to blame it on something other than hot flashes. P.S. Glad she's feeling better! [Image via WENN.]

Cheryl Cole Preps For Divorce!!
Good! Girlfriend finally got some sense in her!! Pop star Cheryl Cole is in the set to divorce her douchebag husband Ashley, after a string of women came forward claiming the footballer had affairs with them. Cole was photographed yesterday at LAX Airport noticeably without her engagement or wedding rings, and according to a source, is coming to terms with the idea of ending her three and a half year marriage. 'Cheryl is exhausted with it all. There was a point when she was going to ride it all out, but she has heard rumours of more women and cannot face it. They will split within weeks.' And because Cole was too STOOPID to think his cheating ways would catch up with him, the two never had a pre-nupitual agreement made up before they were married in 2006. A legal source says: 'This is an unusual situation for a footballer as very few have wives with their own earnings. However the discrepancy between their net worths means that Mrs Cole would have a very strong case for a significant claim over a large portion of his wealth, now and in the future.' Good for you, Cheryl!! You can do much better than a scumbag like him. And just to make sure he learns his lesson about adultery, take all of his $$$$ you can in court!! [Image via WENN.]

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Brit Brit Is Remodeling!
Guess Poppa gave her a raise on her allowance! According to In Touch, Britney Spears is spending $700,000 to renovate her Calabasas home! She's dropping $150,000 on furniture, $200,000 on artwork, $150,000 on electronics, $100,000 for a bathroom and almost $100,000 on Venetian plaster walls. Holy shiz! "Britney remodeled her entire home," says a source. "She loves spending money." No doubt. [Image via WENN.]

GaGaLoo Gearing Up For New Album!!
She is UNSTOPPABLE!! Just in case The Fame Monster wasn't holding you over, the amazing Lady GaGa will be starting up production for her next album VERY SOON! The Lady will also be collaborating once again with Red One, who produced Just Dance and Bad Romance, but isn't spilling any deets on what to expect!! He tells MTV News: "We're gonna start very, very soon … within weeks. You should wait for it. That's the mystery. That's what's going to make it more special when it comes out." We have no doubt in our minds it's going to be special - as LG only keeps getting BETTER and BETTER!! What do U think?? Are U excited for more musical endeavors from GaGaloo? [Image via WENN.]

Frankie Muniz Is Hardcore!
There's a sentence you'd never thought you'd read. Apparently, Frankie Muniz has abandoned his aspirations to be an actor and a wicked cool race car driver so her can bang on the drums all day! We've just found out that he has been held up in Phoenix with a new rock band called You Hang Up. Frankie plays the drums and after listening to some of the stuff on the band's MySpace page, we think Frankie shouldn't have been to quick to leaving his racing days behind him. Anything he did on the track would be infinitely more exciting than these snooooze songs we're listening to right now. You had bigger dreams, bb! What the hell happened?! [Image via Mckay Jaffe .]

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Rue McClanahan Has An SNL Facebook Campaign Too!
America loves its Golden Girls! With the Betty White for SNL Facebook campaign in full force, Rue McClanahan is the next Golden Girl being rallied for on the Internets. The Rue McClanahan to Host SNL (please?)! page states: "Betty White shouldn't be the only one who gets to host SNL. What about the original cougar Rue McClanahan? Let's hear it for our girl! Betty White shouldn't have all the fun." Maybe they could host it together?! That would be amazing! CLICK HERE to become a part of the Rue movement! [Image via Adriana M. Barraza / WENN.]

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Justin Bieber Will Make You Cry!
Watch the HIGHlarious clip (above) of a very eloquent 3-year-old sob over her love for Justin Bieber! Amazing! Ha!
Beyonce’s dad ordered to pay up for love child

A Los Angeles judge has ordered Beyonce’s father, Mathew Knowles, to pay temporary child support even though he may not be the baby’s daddy. A whopping $20,750 in child support will be coming the mother’s way for the month of January alone.
Alexsandra Wright, mother of baby Nixon who was born Feb. 4, claims she had an 18-month relationship with the singer’s father, says TMZ.
Her lawyer, Neal Hersh, went to court Wednesday to ask for child support and the judge ordered Knowles to pay 8,200 a month, according to TMZ. Knowles must also pay 100% of uninsured medical costs.
A DNA test will take place March 1, says the site, to determine if Knowles is baby Nixon’s father.
According to TMZ, Knowles has not flat out denied he is the father. Surprisingly, he gave Wright $10,000 in January to cover uninsured medical costs and other expenses.
Beyoncé’s mother Tina Knowles, 55, began divorce proceedings against her husband on November 11 last year.
Britney Spears has discovered the time machine

Here’s Britney Spears posing for the latest campaign for clothing line Candie’s and either she got into a time capsule, went to a third dimension, found her teenage self making out with Justin Timberlake behind the set of the Mickey Mouse Club and brought her back for the photo-shoot with promises to teach her how to avoid future traps called “The Fat K-Fed” or an unlucky bastard is having carpal tunnel surgery as we speak due to excessive use of airbrushing. We’ll go with the second one.
Janice Dickinson helps Haiti by allowing her silicone to be used as window sealant in rebuilted houses
Here’s Janice Dickinson looking like Steven Tyler had a death-match with Nosferatu in a time capsule and came back conjoined, offering her auto parts in an auction to help Haiti (worth mentioning the event was put together by Lindsay Lohan so it is plausible they came out of the fundraiser with a pallet of coke ready to be shipped to Haiti to feed the hungry children).
Granted, Janice is a helping soul since history books mention president Wilson dispatching her in 1917 to help the troops fight the Germans in WWI, but a century has passed since, and the only way she can help raise money these days is by standing in the middle of the room with her skirt lifted up and E.T threatening to fall out, until the charity guests lose all will to live and hand their wallets over. And if that doesn’t work on everyone, roofies will take care of the resilient few.

Mischa Barton reinvents herself. As a $5 hooker from the 60s

Mischa Barton decided that all she needed to put her troubles behind her was a make-over. Which goes to show you hairstylists are cruel people who are heavily into pulling pranks on the innocent (scratch that, note “the retarded”) because she emerged hours later looking like a 60’s homely porn-star shooting a movie in a thrift store. And don’t tell us that boob slip wasn’t the work of the evil colorist who convinced her that doing away with all the buttons would free up her lungs to take in a better hit of that Buddha grass she was smoking while waiting for the peroxide to settle in.






















