Rihanna gets lap dance from porn star midget (with video)
Rihanna celebrated her 22nd birthday this past weekend at a surprise Phoenix bash thrown by her new boyfriend, L.A. Dodger Matt Kemp. Kemp presented Rihanna with a diamond necklace and what every 22-year old needs at that point in their life, a 3-ft porn-star/stripper ready to whip them into shape for being a bad, bad girl. Or maybe the slutty dwarf was really Kemp’s fantasy: a romantic dinner date with Rihanna and “Bridget The Midget” under the table taking care of his sleeping giant. This one’s a keeper, girl!
Is Chuck E. Cheese A Magnet For Trouble????
Of course it is! Yet another violent incident occurred at a Chuck E. Cheese over the weekend - this time in St. Louis! According to reports, a large fight broke out between adults at the Chuck E. Cheese near South County Mall around 7:15 pm on Saturday evening! Not enough goodie bags to go around?? Police originally believed there had been a shooting at the kiddie pizza parlor, but it was later confirmed that only fists, not bullets, were involved.
Olivia Wilde doggy-style in Elle Magazine
Here’s Olivia Wilde getting ready for a thorough rectal exam for Elle’s March issue, and we know most women will probably look at this and go “oh, that camisole looks so classy and that lace is heavenly, absolutely to die for”, but honestly, all we can think about is that we want to make a gynecological appointment just so we can sit at the waiting room and pretend to read these magazines. Although there is the danger of passing one of the patients for an ox and strangling it right there in front of the shocked receptionist. Can’t blame us for being spontaneous, can you now?
